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Comment on Doktor Holocaust: invented a game tonight by Rick Schroeder

Rick Schroeder — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:09:27 +0000

Fine deductive reasoning, my good Doktor, but your assertions are flawed. “The Princess Bride” has little or no fantasy about it. It’s simply set in a time period where such things were readily accepted as fact. Also, hippies do not love fantasy movies they prefer instead fantasy in the form of a documentary such as Algore’s classic “An Inconvienient Truth” or “The disappearing Polar bears of Moose Jaw”. Anyone, having ever laid eyes on a herd of hippie would readily know that they enjoy the stranger things in life such as stovepipe hats, tie dye t-shirts and suspenders. Ford’s Theater was speculation on my part, but you readily confirmed it. and your claim that Lincoln was the Krampus does not exist, you merely stated that he had the beard of the Krampus. A small point but I think an important one. Now I am prepared to suggest that you sir, may be a filthy hippie. I don’t like this but circumstances dictate it. You see Doktor, you did not state that everyone knows hippies love fantasy movies you just came out and said it as if you were speaking for yourself. Second, you stated without reservation that Ford’s Theater is the place where hippies hang out even though I qualified my assertion with “I understand”. No certainty there just speculation. Confirmed, my good Doktor, by you. And finally, your position that I myself was a filthy hippie. This personal attack of your adversary is from the first page of the liberal playbook. And as we all know, liberal=hippie, hippie-liberal.

Comment on Doktor Holocaust: invented a game tonight by Doktor Holocaust

Doktor Holocaust — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:11:28 +0000

Excellent work, Mr. Schroeder! in retort I have no option but to posit that you yourself are a filthy hippie right up there with Obama, Clinton, and Lincoln. How do I arrive at such a conclusion?
A) you reference “The Princess Bride,” a fantasy movie. Hippies love fantasy movies.
B) your comments about hats and suspenders show an unsettlingly intimate familiarity with the finer points of hippie fashion.
C) You know where the hippies hang out (ford’s theater), something only a Filthy Hippie would know.
D) you fail to refute my claim that Lincoln is in fact the Krampus, a stealer of childern and punisher of the wicked that antagonizes the hippie god Santa.

Comment on Doktor Holocaust: invented a game tonight by Rick Schroeder

Rick Schroeder — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:39:26 +0000

Sorry, I got rambunctious. I realize we should be playing this face to face or instant message. I’ll try to be more patient in the future. But while I’m back here let me continue with my “dizzying intellect”.

Further proof that Lincoln was a filthy hippie can be found in his upbringing. Raised in a log cabin reading by candle light I’m fairly certain that he rarely bathed (read that filthy).

While he did read, as evedenced above, I’m not so sure of the things he was reading. He did become a lawyer, a profession (and I use the term loosly) prone to ambulance chasing types and worthy of B. Hussien Obama, William Jefferson Clinton and Bill Ayers, three of the filthiest hippies ever to trod this planet. Need I continue?

Comment on Doktor Holocaust: invented a game tonight by Rick Schroeder

Rick Schroeder — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:28:03 +0000

Hey bitch! This is too much fun. Don’t leave me hanging. I haven’t had so much fun in a long, loong, time. Excellent game!

Comment on Doktor Holocaust: invented a game tonight by Rick Schroeder

Rick Schroeder — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:07:32 +0000

Lincoln not only had a beard but he wore one of those hats that filthy hippies are fond of. “Fond of” makes me think of Jane Fonda, a filthy hippie if ever there was one. That in itself is proof positive that Lincoln was a filthy hippie but I have only just begun to make my point. In the fine tradition of Vucini from “The Princess Bride” wait ’til I get going.

In addition, Lincoln wore those suspenders that Santa wears. A man that you have already branded a filthy hippie pedophile for his penchant to give young children gifts in exchange for God only knows what. Also. I have inside information that the Krampus may have been party to some sailors smoking hemp rope on a WW II tramp steamer. This puts a severe cramp in your assertion that he is anything but a filthy hippie him or her self (as I heard it may have had a sex change).

To top off this Lincoln roast I understand that Fords Theater was the place that all the hipsters met. Hipsters being the name that was given to the filthy hippies of Lincoln’s day. I submit to you that perhaps Lincoln was indeed a filthy hippie.

Comment on Swedish chef is back, with a BAZOOKA! by kimananda

kimananda — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:29:38 +0000

Awesome! He’s my favorite Nordic chef, even if he does sound more Norwegian.

Comment on Cooking with the Dok: Geburt einer SPOOP! by Doktor Holocaust

Doktor Holocaust — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:43:53 +0000

it also works if you substitute peanut butter for the cheese. let it boil a bit more for it to thin out and you basically have noodles and veg in an asian peanut sauce.

also: having never eaten spam is just weird. Spam has been an American staple since world war 2. in Hawaii and several other states they have spam-recipe CONVENTIONS. anyplace americans went to defend the freedom of people’s precious bodily fluids in WWII has likewise been touched by that king of mystery meats (it’s ground pork shoulder with ham and aspic to make it a homogenous pink wiggly mass). Spam is everywhere. the Shoggoths written of in the unwholesome pages of the Necronomicon? those are made of spam (sort of – they’re more gelatin by weight). J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, the American power-tool salesman/guru/spy who personally killed hitler? he’s made of Spam (and clippings from the Necronomicon, and Velveeta).

the eating of spam, along with membership in the Church of the SubGenius, is the only way to survive the coming apocalypse.

Comment on Cooking with the Dok: Geburt einer SPOOP! by kimananda

kimananda — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:50:10 +0000

That looks surprisingly good. Not sure why surprisingly…is this the time to confess (brag?) that I’ve never tried Spam?

Comment on T Mobile makes me think of Harold and Maude now by kimananda

kimananda — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:39:44 +0000

Ah, one of my first ever favorite movies. And I think Maude not changing Harold was sort of the point. She’s the only one who doesn’t overtly tell him who he should be.

Comment on An Open Letter To Doctor Horrible of the Sing-Along-Blog by sandrar

sandrar — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:32:06 +0000

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