Had the weirdest dream last night. Sookie Stackhouse was my sister. Not in the sense that I was Jason Stackhouse, but that I was me and my actual sister had somehow been replaced with Anna Paquin, who was dating a vampire.
I was in florida, stopping off at myh parents’ house int he Panhandle region en route to Orlando, because sister Sookie was finally gettming married to vampire Bill and the wedding had been arranged to happen in Disney World!
Except Bill can’t go. There’s some stupid vampire law prohibiting them from entering Disney facilities. he dumps my sister, the asshole. So we decide to turn it into a family trip to Disney World anyway because we already paid for it, and we’re gonna have funa nd buy wooden things to shove in Bill’s torso when we get back.
oddy enough, some of my co-workers are coming. People from the Deveopment Team who train the new hires (and complimented me recnetly on my longer hairstyle) and some of their friends from the office. dressed up in that outfit Mary Poppins wore during the “It’s a jolly holiday with Mary” sequence of Mary Poppins.
what the fuck?
