sometimes I just wanna squeeze the nation of Japan until all the crazy comes out…

By Doktor Holocaust

…in the form of more movies like this!

attention american horror movie makers:  yer doin it rong.  see this Vampire Girl vs. FRankenstein Girl thing, and similar movies like Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police, and make horror movies more like that.  go find David Cronenberg.  HE made movies like this back int he 1980s and knows all about it.  Rob Zombie comes pretty close, too.  Stop with the goddamn Final Destination sequels and asian ghost-movie remakes and make something with lots of dismemberment and arterial spray and mutants with giant blades that pop out of their bodies.  give us Videodrome meets House of 1000 Corpses with a little American Psycho thrown in.

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