Stolen from LindaBelle, I bring you the Mad Libs meme. The idea is that you, my freaky darlings, get to fill in the blanks, and I answer in accordance with what you have filled in. Have fun with it, my droogies.
1. What do you think of _____________?
2. When did you last ____________?
3. __________ or ___________ and why?
4. What did you ______________?
5. What’s your favorite ______________?
6. How would you ______________?
7. Who would you most like to ________?
August 9, 2008 at 12:37 am |
you made me do it.
August 9, 2008 at 12:44 am |
1. What do you think of The Olympics?
2. When did you last read a book in one sitting?
3. Dogs or cats and why?
4. What did you last see from your livingroom window?
5. What’s your favourite word?
6. How would you prefer to travel when going long distances?
7. Who would you most like to slap?
I didn’t make you do anything, i just put the opportunity out there.
1. I don’t. My kid sister is the athlete in the family, having won various regional tournaments for swimming and gotten a medal in the Junior Olympics. I refuse to acknowledge the Olympic Games until Table-top Roleplaying Games and Bowling are major televised events, and i mean real tenpin bowling, none of that candlepin nonsense from Rhode Island or the Duckpin variant from Canuckistan.
2. regrettably, it was whenever Chuck Palahniuk’s new novel “Snuff” came out. it sucked.
3. robots, because i can go on road-trips without having to pay someone to babysit them.
4. nothing – my livingroom window is blocked by the wooden stairs that go up to the second floor of the building, so i don’t get to see much except the underside of the stairs. i don’t really look out windows much, anyway.
5. Slack, because it’s everything you want it to be, and everything you don’t.
6. preference? robot-chauffered luxury RV with a Sleepnumber bed and a big teevee. since i cannot afford that, I usually go on long trips in my own car, driven by me, with no one else in the car. other people in the car on a long trip detracts from the experience, and so for all future road-trips anyone wanting to ride with me must ride in the trunk.
7. Joss fucking Whedon. Because Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog sucked goatballs and was a bad ripoff of other mad-scientist characters that predate it by a good bit, like Doktor Sleepless, Doctor Steel, and myself.
August 10, 2008 at 11:02 am |
1. Global Domination. too much work. give ma a good-sized, easily defensible island that I can fence off with a perimeter of zombies along the coast.
2.shave your pubes haven’t. I took a beard-trimmer to them a few years ago, I think, but never really wanted to shave them outright, and since nobody’s looking at em but me, I doubt I’ll bother trimming them again
3. bottle or can for sodas, I prefer glass bottles, and rum doesn’t come in a can
4. do with the bodies what bodies? i don’t know anything about any bodies. I do have a lot of ground meat in the freezer, though, so if anyone wants sloppy joes, speak up.
5. porn site hentai.sexis.com – free daily dose of hentai. they have a few galleries they cycle through, and so there’s no telling if you’re getting spanish satanic nun orgies or manga-styled drawings of underage amputees.
6. build the perfect sandwich. sweat half a vidalia onion, a red bell pepper, and two of those pickled jalapenos from a jar in a big skillet, once the onion starts to get more translucent, add some ground turkey to the pan. brown meat, drain off oil, add sloppy joe sauce. toast buns under the broiler, then add the sloppy joe mix to the bottom half. top with a slice of tomato, then a slice of provolone cheese. melt cheese under broiler. add top part of bun.
7. shave their head. as in whose head would I like to shave, or who do i wish would shave their own head? i’d like to shave the head of Joss Whedon and make him eat his own hair. as for seeing someone with a shaved head, I vote for Doctor Steel, as the man has a glorious noggin