This is the Questionless Meme, as concocted by Naomi. How it works: she has provided a list of answers, and the meme-filler-outer, whoever they may be, must supply the questions! the unquestioned answers are here, and below are my questions to go with them.
Q. Is it true you’re not really a dashing Corrective Phrenologist at all, but merely a pathetic delusional paranoid nutcase?
A. Sort of, but really only on weekends.
Q. How old were you when you discovered hentai?
A. 14.
Q. word association time! Cheesecake?
A. *droooooooool*
Q. Can you get any of your toes into your mouth without removing them first?
A. I’m sure I can. But why would I?
Q. How do you feel about the fact that humanity is going to make itself extinct within the next few generations?
A. I love it.
Q. How’s the love life, Dok?
A. I don’t like to talk about that sort of thing.
Q. If you were going to make a big heap of romantic things to set on fire because you detest romantic love in all its forms, what sort of things might you save for last to toss into the flame?
A. Candles. And chocolate. And of course, strawberries.
Q. Name a politician you look up to.
A. Big Brother.
Q. You are infamous for your mutant farting powers and Sasquatch-like stealth, and have been known to experiment on yourself to induce further mutant powers. Is there any sort of mutation you aren’t interested in?
A. Webbed toes.
Q. Hollywood has called: the horror-movie writers are on strike, and Lion’s Gate pictures desperately needs you to name three things they can easily combine for a delciiously gruesome movie that will probably have “Texas Chainsaw” in the title somewhere. All you have to do is name one person and two key objects, and their special Sequel-Matic software will generate the rest of the script based on that. Who is your star victim, and what implements will bring about her undoing?
A. Kylie Minogue, a bottle of champagne, and a hammer.
Q. If a pot boiled over on your stove, what would be in it?
A. Pasta.
August 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm |
ROTFL
That’s a fantastic effort. 5 stars and a bottle of coke ;)
August 10, 2008 at 5:38 pm |
lolol! Well done!