I can crap METAL!
seriously. My medical doctor prescribed for me some iron supplements to aid in my quest of gaining Magneto-style magnetism powers (and treat my anemia, which I didn’t know I had until last week), and as an added benefit, I have gained the power to produce SOLID BLACK FECES as the iron my body doesn’t absorb reaches its final destination. I have ferromagnetic feces. I fuckin’ ROCK.
July 17, 2008 at 9:42 pm |
And it makes shit stick to your fur. Or so I have been told of these medications.
July 17, 2008 at 10:09 pm |
that’s more of a wiping-technique issue than a medication-side-effect issue. I suspect. now, the magna-poo can be a bit on the softer side, and thusly more likely to smudge, but there are ways around that. Some like to keep wet-wipes by the toilet for that purpose, others just use sturdier TP and wet it a bit in the bathroom sink.
July 23, 2008 at 3:34 pm |
That’s nowt. Ever had one of those barium enemas? You are crapping absolutely pure white ones for a week. Angels must do ones like that. And it is so heavy it will not flush, I had to break them up with the wife’s toothbrush.