Dok Holocaust’s X-Day review: Day 4, the formerly last day on earth.

I got up super-early, earlier even than I get up when I am being PAID to go somewhere, to attend the annual 7:00am absence-of-alien-benefactors. the Sex Goddesses from Planet X have screwed us once more, and not in a fun way. Of course, some will tell you the Church of the SubGenius is a joke religion, and it is indeed a religion with a lot of jokes in the holy-books to make the fact that we eagerly await the grisly destruction of everyone who is not one of us more palatable and easily overlooked as just another joke. And they never show up anyway, so we all stand in the field and yell “FUCK ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!!” then go back to bed.

and i did go back to bed. then i went back to X-day in the afternoon for the actual events, I danced at the costume ball (pictures will be posted later), i watched the bands.

and I am pleased to announce that I near creamed my slacks at one of the bands, the band I went there to see.

The Sex Goddesses from Planet X can go fuck themselves. The Amino Acids are my gods now.

Tags: slack, subgenius, X-Day