Filthy Hippies are trying to destroy your children’s feet.

By Doktor Holocaust

and not just by getting them to wear sandals rather than proper shoes.  They are trying to set your children’s feet on fire by telling them that flaming lumps of kerosene-soaked fiber are toys.  and this isn’t just one moron lighting a hacky sack on fire – this is a special product made of kevlar fibers designed to be set on fire.  the kevlar doesn’t burn, but the kerosene you soak it in before lighting does, so you have a little recyclable fireball for setting everyone’s shoes on fire.

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2 Responses to “Filthy Hippies are trying to destroy your children’s feet.”

  1. Pure Evyl Says:

    Wonder how long it will take for some douchebag to show up at the ER with a firey footbag shoved up their ass.

  2. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    about three seconds longer than it’ll take for someone to show up at the ER with half their foot burned off, and the two will be arguing over whose idea it was to play footbag with what is essentially the business end of a torch.

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