in a word: LOLLERCOPTER!
The setup: Teenage Promise Keeper type girl, abstinence-til-marriage pledger, is making the rounds speaking at junior highschools in her area promoting abstience. She’s cute, she meets a cute male promise-keeper-kid, they become Purity Buddies, looking out for each other’s virginity in the name of God and friendship.
Sadly, he discovers that there’s more to his Purity Buddy than meets the eye, and more than he was hoping would meet his meat, because this is a high-grade, playin-it-deadpan cheesy horror movie about Vagina Dentata.
The special effects are good, the teenagers are all played by people pushing 30, and assorted assholes lose fingers and penises as the dreaded Southern Fangs go from a soruce of adolescent insecurity into a weapon of womanly empowerment.
also, the operating room humor as the severed appendages are stitched back on is faboo.
This one is going in the Year of the Zoobies category, because it’s the best movie to ever really bite, heh. I stop now before I make any more bad puns.
Tags: abstinence only, celibacy, movie review, teeth, vagina dentata
