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Doktor Holocaust: has no Weapons of Mass Destruction

By Doktor Holocaust

I took another quiz, “Which world leader are you,” and, suprisingly, I got neither George W. Bush nor Hitler.

Still, I love that line: “people who don’t like you better like chemical weapons.” in all fairness, I wouldn’t use chemical weapons on people just because they don’t like me. if they don’t like me, odds are, I don’t like them, either, and therefore their opinions don’t matter. I might decide to forcibly sterilize them, but that’s about as far as I’d go. Chemical weapons are expensive, and really say “you’re important to me, so I had the craziest motherfuckers I could pay concoct this nerve agent just for you.” I’d save the chemical weapons for those I really loved.

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2 Responses to “Doktor Holocaust: has no Weapons of Mass Destruction”

  1. Pure Evyl Says:
    May 30, 2008 at 8:25 pm | Reply

    I highly doubt the veracity of this quiz as it has me down as fucking Gandhi.

  2. Doktor Holocaust Says:
    May 31, 2008 at 11:16 am | Reply

    I can see it. Gandhi was the kind of leader that, if he had an issue with someone, he’d speak on the issue directly rather than sending armed goons to make his opponent disappear, and he practiced what he preached. I’d say the Ghandi thing is in keeping with the philosophy quiz results of Justice. Also, Gandhi was played by Ben Kingsley on the silver screen, and Ben Kingsley kicks ass.

    and if you want a more action-oriented leader, there’s always Gandhi 2!
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=On-XJw-DqWI

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