A loving tribute to Ma Holocaust

Vampire Holocaust, Queen of All Undeads and bringer-into-the-world of your humble narrator Reverend Zombie Holocaust, is a formidable woman.  She has a knack for becoming in charge of anything she does, usually because A) her way of doing things is best and B) no one but her can do it right.  She sleeps two hours a night, drives a convertible, strikes fear up and down the Gulf Coast of Florida, and makes decorative items from the flayed skin of her foes.

While I may, from time to time, encounter someone I like or possibly even love more than Ma Holocaust, there are none that I Fear more than her.  It was she who introduced me to the writings of HP Lovecraft, RW Chambers, and Thomas Harris.  It was she who taught me that what is best in life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.

I believe this bit from Something Positive sums it all up rather nicely.  Happy Mother’s Day, Dark Lord, I know we’re both glad I am out from under your roof.

Tags: family, mother's day