Over on the comments to his “Die Hipster Scum” post, in which I….
A) speak up in defense of that yummiest of Naked-Christian-Bale movies, American Psycho
B) point out that hipsters are not human, and…
C) suggest easy ways to test for hipster-ness!
For those of you who are under the influence of the blessed Boozahol (everyone’s favorite over-the-counter depressant!) or just temporarily short a few braincells, do not confuse the hatred of people who wander around endorsing starbucks and apple for the hatred of Starbucks and Apple. I can’t speak for Peace, but I neither endorse nor opposite-of-endorse their products. buy whatever you want, as long as one of the things you want to buy is from me.
