This was originally a comment on Observant Bystander’s blog, but I shall post it here as well. I am announcing my 2012 candidacy for Fascist Dictator of the United States.
How does “Doktor Holocaust: Against the World, Against Life” sound for a campaign slogan? It’s kinda cribbed from Michael Houellebecq’s title for his biography of HP Lovecraft, but it sounds pretty damn good and gets right to the point.
There will be genocide, conducted by random lottery rather than anything as unreliable as sorting by race or religion. gotta get the planet down to a manageable 3 billion fleshies somehow, after all, so we will be less a drain on natural resources. I support government subsidizing of green technologies like wind-farms, hydrogen/ethanol/meat/whatever powered cars, cannibalism, etc. I will also end all foreign aid until other randomly-selected countries that I don’t control yet adopt similar environmental policies.
oh, and I am banning childbirth for no less than ten years. Please see your nearest Doktor of Stormtroopering to be assigned a lottery number. if you’ve got a 1, contratulations! If you get a 2, we advise using your remaining time to console relatives, and don’t worry about burial arrangements – we’re going to process your meat for mineral reclamation due to all the chemicals most people eat these days anyway.
Doktor Holocaust: Occasionally Benevolent Ruler for a Brave New World Veneer of Order!
November 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm |
I like the “Veneer of Order” part of your slogan.
November 12, 2007 at 1:20 pm |
I like the whole thing. New World Veneer of Order. NWVO. NWVO-riche, NWVO-cuisine. NWVOmancy. NWVOlogy. Simulated conspiracies for a low-fat low-carb high-fructose corn liquor future.