Stolen from a trekkie of some sort
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you think? “Damn. No tentacles yet. More irradiated foods!”
2. How much cash do you have on you? umm… what’s cash?
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”? palimpsest. It’s from medieval manuscripts, back when they wrote on vellum rather than paper, and they would wash old writings off to replace with new stuff, and the old ink wouldn’t wash out all the way and you could kinda see what used to be written on that sheet.
4. Favourite planet? Yuggoth, known to filthy humans as Pluto, which is still a planet despite what your feeble astronomers may claim.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile phone? Dunno. I check my phone once a day at 12:15. Nobody ever calls, so why bother?
6. What is your favourite ring on your phone? “Love will tear us apart” by Joy Division.
7. What clothes are you wearing? maroon shirt, black slacks.
8. Do you label yourself? yes. usually with big biohazard signs, surgeon general’s warnings, or this
9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing right now? barefoot. I don’t wear shoes at home.
10. Bright or Dark Room? “My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room.” – Lydia Deets, “Beetlejuice”
11. What were you doing at midnight last night? Clutching my trusty claw-hammer and shivering with paranoia as I’d heard gunshots outside.
12. What did your last text message you received say? nothing pleasant, I assure you.
13. What’s a saying that you say a lot? “I need a nap.”
14. Who told you they loved you last? imaginary mer-woman with tentacles rather than fishparts from the waist down.
15. Last furry thing you touched? White cat wandering around outside co-worker’s wedding reception. very friendly, very sweet, probably lived in some big fancy house near the country club. I was so tempted to steal that kitty.
16. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days? Caffeine, Nicotine, Elaborate Steampunk Novel.
17. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? none. I use a nice digital camera.
18. Favorite age you have been so far? Each one is mildly better than the last, so I will say 26.
19. Your worst enemy? Stupid debtors who don’t understand the basics of how checking accounts work, because i have to spend twenty minutes explain basic banking (or even basic math!) to them and don’t get any money off the call.
20. What is your current desktop picture? a bigger version of this:
21. What was the last thing you said to someone? “Weekend is upon us” as I left the office, to some random personf rom upstairs leaving at the same time I was.
22. If you had to choose between a million dollars or to be able to change a major regret, which would you choose? Money. My regrets are one of the sources of my power.
23. The last song you listened to? “truce” by the Dresden Dolls.
