Stolen from someone else entirely
1. FIRST NAME? Morose
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my default emotional state.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? maybe a week or so ago. I was lonely. the best part about having my own place is nobody else is around, which is also the worst part. I miss people, even people I don’t particularly like or get along well with.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I don’t write. I type.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? genoa salami.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No.
7. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I have a blog and a webcomic.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. I have attached weights to them so they will stretch out and become super secret tentacles that can reach out of my mouth and attack people.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? no.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cracklin’ Oat Bran, and Captain Crunch.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I have laceless boots, so no.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? in terms of odor, yes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? something with nuts in it.
14.SHOE SIZE? 13 1/2
15. RED OR PINK? black.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? changes from minute to minute.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my 19 year old self.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? I don’t want people sending me anything except money and unquestioning obedience.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS, SHIRT AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black, none, none.
20. LAST THING YOU ATE? hot dogs with mayo and ketchup.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? “Half Jack” by the Dresden Dolls
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? McDonald’s Burger Grey, of course
23. FAVORITE SMELL? pizza.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? debtors.
25. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? laughter.
26. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I was commanded by Chibithulhu to do this meme, and I do indeed love him, worship him, and sacrifice bottles of booze to him.
27. FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee, regular or Irish.
28. FAVORITE SPORT? bowling
29. EYE COLOR? assorted shades of brown.
30. HAT SIZE? XL.
31. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no, I wear spectacles
32. FAVORITE FOOD? Sesame Chicken
33. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies. Happy endings irk me.
35. SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall.
36. HUGS OR KISSES? how much hazmat gear did you bring with you again? For a kiss I need gasmasks. for hugs I want a whole body suit. filthy humans full of filthy human-juices.
37. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate cake mixed with icecream – microwave 15 seconds, add Bailey’s Irish Cream, mix well.
38. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? hell if I know.
39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? the entire Blogosphere.
40. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? “The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters” by Gordon Dahlquist, “war of the worlds” by HG Wells with illustrations by Edward Gorey.
42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
43. FAVORITE SOUNDS? pocketwatch ticking, coffee brewing, bagpipes, pipe organs, zippo igniting.
44. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? Joy Division or Ladytron.
45. THE FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN FROM HOME? Not far.
46. WHAT’S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Zombie control.
47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? secret lab under waters of Lake Champlain.
48 WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? the dark gods of the blogosphere.
