I LOLed so hard i almsot shot food out my nose.
Swedish chef is back, with a BAZOOKA!
October 29, 2009 by Doktor HolocaustBallpeen hammers, 9.99!
October 29, 2009 by Doktor Holocaust
even Marilyn Manson is struggling in this economy.
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October 21, 2009 by Doktor Holocaust
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Snack!
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October 15, 2009 by Doktor Holocaust
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Lunch!
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October 15, 2009 by Doktor Holocaust
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Lunch!
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Dok Holocaust Reviews: Grace
October 2, 2009 by Doktor HolocaustThe basics: vegan Women’s Studies expert has stillborn baby that springs back to life in her arms. Rather than being a sickly high-risk-baby drama, it turns out this is a flesh-eating zombie baby drama.
T Mobile makes me think of Harold and Maude now
September 16, 2009 by Doktor Holocaustthanks to their new commercial for the MyTouch featuring Cat Stevens’ “If you want to sing out, sing out”
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPo-jLHMb2Q]
here’s where I first heard it…
so… are they trying to sell this phone to old people, to young people who want to have sex with old people, or to old people who used to want to have sex with ol dpeople when they were younger but have since become necrophiles since most people older than them are dead?
what always got me about the movie was that Maude never really cures Harold of his morbidness – she’s a hedonistic concentration-camp survivor who encourages him to do drugs and commit crimes, so she’s really just allowing him to have more fun with it without really changing. ahy well. that’s my rant for now.
Dok Holocaust reviews: The Haunting in Connecticut
September 12, 2009 by Doktor HolocaustIt’s okay. mediocre ghost movie. Elias Koteas as the cancer-addled reverend who can see ghosts is kinda neat.
warning label
September 9, 2009 by Doktor HolocaustMy cloacal syringe runs on a magnetic impeller so you never hear me coming until I’ve already started laying eggs in your bone marrow.
more proof that the Japanese are insane.
September 8, 2009 by Doktor Holocaustsperm shaped theremin. I’ll let the inventor explain.
I don’t understand a word he said, but I get the gist of it. “I have made a delightful noisy sperm toy that children can use to drive their parents to suicide and child-like adults will use to attract beatings from their peers.”
the one thing he doesn’t tell me, that I really want to know, is where i can buyt hese in bulk to distribute to trick-or-treaters.
